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i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
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marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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